1. Safety orange is not a good colour for a one piece ski suit. Nor is clown vomit with polka dots.
2. Jumps are only fun when you land them.
3.Singing to yourself on a ski lift earns you some pretty odd looks. Rapping gets you funnier looks.
4. No matter how many times you ask them if they want to pee at lunch children will always insist on stopping to pee on a tree 5 minutes after you ski off.
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