- Vincent: .....you know what the funniest thing about Europe is?
- Jules: What?
- Vincent: It's the little differences. I mean, they got the same shit over there that we got here, but it's just – it's just there it's a little different.
The EU might have a single currency now and freedom of movement across the borders but every country still has it's own deer signs.
The English deer is a pretty solid fellow who likes a run.
The French deer is a bit jumpier and he has a smaller rack.
The German deer is a bit fitter and likes to leap.
The Italian deer has the smallest rack of all - he's more streamlined so he can leap for the sky.
The Austrian deer may have skinny legs but at least he's got genitals :p
The Spanish deer has genitals too and he's possibly got the highest leap of all.
This deer is from Japan so he's totally irrelevant but he's so frisky he deserves an honourable mention.....
This is an English horse! Y5 took one look as we drove by a sign and exclaimed "Look out for donkeys!!" Hehehe, he's not far wrong.
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