Passion

Yasin (looking at an ad) - "What does that say?"

Me - "To sart a business you need passion"

Yasin (after a moments thought) - "Well, passion is dangerous stuff"

Were you naughty?

Y - Mum, were you ever naughty when you were little?
Me - Yes.
Y - Well then, I'm going to take your book away!!

Doh!!!