The Audi Museum.

We saw a sign on the road so we followed it and Bee had the happiest day of his life.

Munich

The Christmas markets. These people love Christmas.....



The Big Prawn Munich style!!!

Zurich

There are lots of things you can't do on a tram in Zurich.
You can't smoke a giant stoogie or sit with your head in a cloud, you mustn't bring your saw and cut the seats up, you mustn't put your ice-climbing boots on the seats, you mustn't play your guitar and sing and you may not be a povo (I guess that in a banking center that makes sense).

Switzerland

We got lost and ended up in Switzerland.
Then a week or so later we went there on purpose.

The border pass at Morgins.

WARNING!!! BOOBS AHEAD!!!!

Lake Geneva.

The Big Banana!! Coffs Harbour eat your heart out.


The awesome and slightly odd clockwork cow at a Swiss roadhouse.

Morzine

The road home.

The view from our balcony.

Annecy

In Annecy I3 decided that when he's grumpy he won't pose for photos. Luckily he wasn't grumpy often.

Bee would prefer it if I didn't call this structure his erection..

mmmmm sugary....., luckily the boys didn't realise they were edible.

Versailles.

Y5 was rather disappointed the King and Queen didn't come and greet him.
He was a bit more cheerful when he found out that it wasn't personal because they're dead.
"Did the electric kill them?"
"No, the guillotine did"
"Was the guillotine electric?"


Y5 in the garden at the Triannon.

Cite de sciences et de l'industrie

Cite de sciences et de l'industrie

The most awesome museum for children ever. The boys went crazy until it was time to go. When he had to leave I3 chucked a massive tanty, then went to sleep within about 5 seconds of his bum hitting the sofa.

Passion

Yasin (looking at an ad) - "What does that say?"

Me - "To sart a business you need passion"

Yasin (after a moments thought) - "Well, passion is dangerous stuff"

Were you naughty?

Y - Mum, were you ever naughty when you were little?
Me - Yes.
Y - Well then, I'm going to take your book away!!

Doh!!!